- Having a Beginning
- Having an Ending
- But WHERE’S THE MIDDLE?!?
- HOW DO I GET TO THE ENDING
- WHAT IS A PLOT
- WHAT ARE PLOT DETAILS
- WHAT IS WRITING
And most importantly:
- HOW DO I TITLE
I like to play this game with guys at school
I take this picture and show it to them
and then I ask: Dont you think this chick has a good ass?
99% of the time they answer with yes
and then I show them this
Let me tell you, there are a lot more gay guys in my school now
THE FUCKING NOTES OMG LOOK
I’m fucking crying right now omfg
OK SO MY NEIGHBORS ARE HAVING A PARTY AND THEIR MUSIC IS REALLY LOUD AND WMYB CAME ON AND I STARTED SINGING ALONG REALLY LOUDLY AND THEN THE MUSIC JUST TURNS OFF AND THEN SOMEONE JUST SAYS “sorry i had to turn it off, the weird girl next door was singing along and i dont want her coming down here with cardboard cut outs” uM EXCUSE YOU?!?!
I DONT EVEN ///HAVE/// CARD BOARD CUT OUTS
i was browsing through ellen degeneres’ youtube videos and when i was watching her interview segments i noticed a trend where she keeps the comments enabled for all of her adult interviews but when she has a child on the show she disables any of the comments to protect the child from any bullying or negative feedback and that is why she and her team of producers are incredible
If I ever tell you I’m going to sleep and then you see me posting or liking things online for about an hour immediately after that, I promise I wasn’t lying to you, I’m just bad at going to sleep and it is usually a long process that begins with disengaging from any sort of immediate contact with people (chats, for example) and ends when everything on my screen is blurry and I’m hallucinating plot points I haven’t written yet